Understanding Aussie's

[aussiemegan8]

Originally Posted by shmooky

I heard aussies are very friendly even to the meanies..
Is this true??

I shall answer YOUR question with MY question.
Look at me, I'm a Aussie, am I friendly??

[shmooky]

Originally Posted by aussiemegan8

I shall answer YOUR question with MY question.
Look at me, I'm a Aussie, am I friendly??

Is this some kind of trick?

[aussiemegan8]

Originally Posted by shmooky

Is this some kind of trick?

Maybe

[aussiemegan8]

Ok, this really made me

Part 1
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847

Part 2
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665808

[aussiemegan8]

This is the funniest stuff I have ever had the pleasure of reading. If you are feeling down, bored whatever you just have to check it out Hopefully all you NON Aussie's out there will also find it as funny as I have.
Aussie sarcasm at it's best

http://www.27bslash6.com/hatemail.html

[aussiemegan8]

Australian letter of the year

This is an actual letter sent to the then DFAT Minster, The Hon Alexander
Downer and the then Immigration, The Hon Minister Amanda Vanstone. The
Government tried in desperation to censure the author, but got nowhere because
every legal person who read it nearly wet themselves laughing!


A fabulous characteristic of Australians is that we are far more direct and
outspoken than others when dealing with the sort of elected wanker who wouldn't
otherwise get the full drift of what they were trying to communicate.


Dear Mr. Minister,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and knows that I
bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back in 1997, and yet, the
Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?

My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all the income
tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years. It is on my driver's licence, on
the last eight passports I've ever had, on all those stupid customs declaration
forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last
30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5
years since 1966.

Also..would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name
is Audrey, my Father's name is Jack, and I'd be absolutely ****ing astounded if
that ever changed between now and when I drop dead!!!...

SHIT!

I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you
an' me, I've had enough of all this ********! You send the application to my
house, then you ask me for my ****ing address!! What the hell is going on with
your mob? Have you got a gang of mindless Neanderthal arseholes workin' there!

And another thing, look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I can't
even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go to New Zealand and see
my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son interbred with a Kiwi girl). And would
someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a
farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a
sheep or a horse, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city, and
get another ****ing copy of my birth certificate, and to part with another $80
for the privilege of accessing MY OWN INFORMATION!

Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot, to
assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day?? Nooooo... that'd be
too ****ing easy and makes far too much sense. You would much prefer to have
us running all over the place like chickens with our ****ing heads cut off, and
then having to find some high society wanker to confirm that it's really me in
the goddamn photo! You know the photo..the one where we're not allowed to
smile?! ...you ****ing morons

Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.

P.S Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting someone in high-
society to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since
before 1850!
In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You do remember
the Eureka Stockade!!)
I have also served in both the CMF and regular Army something over 30 years (I
went to Vietnam in 1967), and still have high security clearances.
I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL.. and Lt General Peter
Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.

However, your rules require that I have to get someone 'important' to verify
who I am; You know.. someone like my doctor; WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN
****ING PAKISTAN!!!......a country where they either assassinate or hang
their ex-Prime Ministers, and are suspended from the Commonwealth for not
having the 'right sort of government.'

You are all ****ing idiots

[kanadian3]

[HP-Stephanie]